YOUR Martian Water Vial

Any name or word of up to 12 letters on GOLD double-sided beads in your Martian Water Vial. This also becomes your personal treasure trove for showing off to snotty friends, neighbor with the nicer car or pets with matching courture.

Genuine 8mL pharma‑grade shiny (like a diamond) glass with Butyl stopper and designer cap. INGREDIENTS (partial list): 5% Boredium, 99% Crater Lint plus your GOLD beads Storage, Use and BUD (Before Use Date) also appears on the label. Includes Certificate of Authenticity issued by Martian Water Navigator Thirst Class Glenn Welt.

$29.99