YOUR Martian Water Vial

Any name or word (up to 12 letters on white double-sided beads) in your Martian Water Vial. This also becomes your personal rattle for shaking up family, friends, delivery person or pets you want to annoy.

Genuine 8mL pharmaceutical‑grade glass vial with Butyl rubber stopper and aluminum “tab‑top” cap. INGREDIENTS (partial list): 5% Boredium, 99% Crater Lint plus your custom beads Storage, Use and BUD (Before Use Date) also appears on the label. Includes Certificate of Authenticity issued by Martian Water Navigator Thirst Class Glenn Welt.

$24.99