YOUR Martian Water Kingdom Vial

No feeding required!
Unlike the living breathing Earth pals you may live with, the only attention your new pal will require is some room lighting or sunlight to recharge its Martian Glow.
Pick your favorite from the 20 little ones shown below. We'll do our best to put the exact Martian Pet you want in its new glass home. However, we reserve the right to substitute another critter if your favorite is on vacay (currently out of stock).

Genuine 8mL pharma‑grade shiny (like a diamond) glass with Butyl stopper and designer cap. INGREDIENTS (partial list): 5% Boredium, 99% Crater Lint plus your GOLD beads Storage, Use and BUD (Before Use Date) also appears on the label. Includes Certificate of Authenticity issued by Martian Water Navigator Thirst Class Glenn Welt.

$27.99